From: Kenney &
Kimberly Edwards
Directors of "Do This Get Rid Of Cellulite"
Location: North Of The Alamo
If you will grant me a few minutes of your time... I will let
you in on the biggest breakthrough in getting rid of cellulite in your
lifetime.
It's embarrassing!...My
wife says.
Me: What is, my love?
Wife: To have cellulite!
Me: I love you, and I
think you're sexy and hot....
Wife: Yeah, but you have to, you're my hubby.
Me: It's not
that bad!
Wife: Be real!
I am so embarrassed.
Me: Of What exactly?
Wife: Everything!
It effects my whole life. The way I look. The way I
feel. What I think about. How I feel about being in
public and what others are thinking when they see me.
...Or If they can see the cellulite on me.
I feel old!
People think that you're not active, even though you are.
Firstly, I feel like it just "crept" up on me like the bogey man, but
now it's hard to get rid of. I have tried creams, massages,
working out...
There seem to be no fixes. Every product sucks and
most of my
friends have tried everything too, and they haven't had any success
either.
The Cellulite products suck! They don't do anything...They're
a waste of packaging!
I am ashamed to be seen in a bikini.
So, I wear shorts or try to go to the water when no one else is there.
I even put shorts on to swim so people don't see my cellulite.
I cover my butt, hips, and back of my thighs wherever I go.
Sometimes you can even see it through tight clothes.
I am always aware, every single day, of my cellulite and during
everything I do.
When I sit down, I am conscious of whether or not you can see dimples
on
the sides of my legs and I try to cover it up with my hands.
People think I am sitting all "dainty",
but I am just trying to cover the cellulite.
It's a constant nagging thought all day. I wouldn't care
about the size I am right now, if the cellulite didn't show through.
It's stupid that I have to wear a bikini top with shorts.
"1 dimple is awful". But I have too many to even think about
counting...and they seem to be growing every day.
"Oh, and the mirror...I
can't stand the way I look naked. Every time I
look in the mirror at my hips, thighs, back of my legs, or at my butt I
could just cry."
...And God forbid, if I flex (squeeze my butt cheeks together) in the
mirror!
It's embarrassing sexually and it lowers my self esteem. It makes me
want to be "active" only with the lights off.
I believe it's from food choices, that makes
women more prone to it, but I think I eat a healthy
diet...Also,
I've heard it's hereditary, but I just can't seem to get
a grip on it and I don't know what to do.
It's doesn't matter if my overall size is bigger or if I am "skinny",
the cellulite hasn't gone away. I
can still
see cellulite and it's gross.
It's like a
NEVER-ending battle... And it seems to be getting worse as
I
age. I want to try to accept that it's just because you're a
woman that it
happens.
But that doesn't make me feel ANY better.
But that doesn't make me look ANY better.
But that doesn't make the cellulite go away.
It seems that it doesn't matter what I do, I can't get rid of the
cellulite.
I need your help!
I want to get to the
point where I am able to eat like you, Whatever I want, and still not
have to worry about getting cellulite.
This is my last shot before I give up hope my love. If you
can't help
me, then it can't be done...and I quit!
Me: I am so sorry that you feel this way love. If you can
give me
a week, I will give you everything you need to look and feel every bit
the sexy woman I believe that you already are.
I will help you reshape your body, feel younger, look younger, and most
of all, get rid of all of your cellulite in less than 4 weeks.
Confessions Of A Desperate
Husband Who Wanted To Make His Wife
Comfortable About Being In Short Shorts Or Playing Beach Volleyball
Claims His Program...
Shamelessly Gets Rid Of
Cellulite On All
Women, Eliminates Fat Around Thighs, Lifts, Shapes & Tones
Butts...
And Can Easily Increase Confidence & Attractiveness In 21 Days.
"Who Am I?"
...just a guy with an extreme obsession about the human body.
...I majored Physical Education from a top
teaching university, and minored in Coaching.
...I was one of the top national decathletes.
...at 5'11" and 178 pounds, had a 3.7 body fat
percentage. That means that I could eat like a 215 pound man
and still not get fat (my wife use to hate me for this until now)
...I am just a guy who would do anything for his wife and for anyone
that
needs help.
AND I just spent the last week staying up past 3:00 am in the
freezing basement rummaging through my notes, my journals, my books,
and experiences...and what I found is THE profound secret to getting
rid of cellulite.
You are about to be exposed
to the greatest kept secret, and the greatest discovery and cure for
the affiliction of cellulite.
We call it: "Do This To
Get
Rid Of Cellulite"...
...But before I go telling you the scientific history about this story,
I
want to tell you in simple terms what results you can expect.
When you put the "Do This To Get Rid Of Cellulite" system to work, you
should safely lose 2-3 pounds of pure fat, the cause of cellulite, in
the first 7 days...that's fat, not weight.
You should get rid of all of your cellulite on your thighs, bum, and
behind your leg in 21 days..
Exactly how much you lose will be up to how much you need to
lose. Do this to get rid of cellulite is not a "diet". It's not
just an
exercise program. It's not an attraction program, or some other system
or
silly program that is "supposed" to help you get rid of cellulite.
If those actually worked, you wouldn't be reading this page now, and I
wouldn't have
written it.
It's not some cream, supplement or heat therapy.
Do
this to get rid of cellulite actually addresses and corrects the
physical,
emotional and physcological cause of cellulite growth, fat gain and
the inability to get rid of it.
It won't take some super-human willpower to solve this problem
either. It's safe, simple, practical and easy to
follow - And
it won't cost you a dime to implement.
And most importantly, you will never get cellulite back
again. You will never see another self- esteem lowering
dimple masquerading
around on your body again!
You will be able to eat what you want.
You will not have to sacrifice lots of time.
You will be able to fit this into your busy schedule...
...Because it is
a practical way to get rid of your cellulite in 21 days, without
supplements, powders, liposuction or any other extreme and outrageous
procedure.
It's quick, safe and extremely lifestyle-friendly...
...And best of all, the cellulite will never come back all the while
you enjoy all of your favorite foods.
"Hey
guys! I just wanted to let you guys know I’m loving your
program.
Thank you for coming up with something like this. I had been praying
for something like this for the longest time. And it seems like my
prayers have been answered." - Susie
"Hello
Kenney & Kimberly, Just did day 1 and I feel great! I look
forward
to seeing results!! It is one of those things I can feel right away!!"
- Leslie
You will comfortably be able to wear bikini bottoms with your bikini
tops and be excited for the chance to shop for them again and again.
You will feel great wearing your shorts again.
You will not have to worry about sitting down and seeing dimples form
on the sides of your legs from the fat being squished.
You'll be ecstatic to go to water parks and hang out by the pool.
You won't worry about feeling uncomfortable during intimate times with
your love, and won't mind romancing each other with the lights on.
You can jump at the chance to participate in water sports and summer
activities.
You'll be able to go on walks and jogs without having to feeling
insecure.
Your butt won't feel cold when the rest of your body is hot.
You will easily and comfortably slip into, and fit into, your tight
jeans
again.
You won't get nauseated to think about taking photos, and mirrors will
spark you to do your own victory dance...
...And you won't see those ever-so-embarrassing "dimples" on your
thighs, butt, hips, inner knees, and behind your legs anymore.
Here's The Deal:
You're about to discover the secret most women will
never know about how to get rid of cellulite.
You're about to discover the secret most women will
never know about how to look great naked and reshape their body.
You're about to discover the secret most women will
never know about how to keep cellulite forever at bay.
In order to understand how to get rid of cellulite, you must first
understand the root cause of it. In order to discover the
root cause, you must first know what the heck cellulite is.
There are so many "bull-crap" answers and stupid ideas as to what
cellulite
is that it is confusing to the normal mind.
Most gurus or companies are trying to peddle some type of supplement,
cream or insane surgery that they are really giving biased answers and
eventually, want you to spend hundreds or even thousands of dollars for
a
treatment that doesn't address the cause of cellulite at all.
They try to "treat"
cellulite and cover up the appearance of it. Then, they never give you
a
"prescription"
to get it off for good. They wait for you to come back and
get treated again. It's a never-ending cycle of
money...money...money!
Good for "them" - Bad for YOU!
It's always about the money:
Meaning that when you are finished with "their" solution, you will
still
have cellulite, but you'll be more broke, more damaged, and further
away
from ever getting rid of cellulite.
If you're like my wife or any of her friends, then you understand where
she is coming from.
You have probably tried all types of stuff too to no avail...
...Probably even every type of diet known to mankind: the low
carb diet,
the high protein diet, South Beach, Atkins diet, Weight Watchers,
eDiet, the juice diet, grapefruit diet, vegetarian diet, there's even
the cookie or the chocolate diet, the 3 day diet, and Jenny Craig.
You've probably tried fat burner pills, creams and massages...
...And Nothing seems to work.
It's because they don't
address the real cause
of cellulite.
Most of the diets and programs are impossible to keep up with and cause
you to jump through a bunch of fiery hoops.
They leave you hungry, grumpy, tired, broke, with food
cravings. They leave you deprived and miserable.
So, what the heck
is cellulite...beside the fact that it shows up as these
embarrassing dimples?
As Dr. Paul Lazar (M.D. Professor of Clinical Dermatology at
Northwestern University Medical School) puts it, cellulite is just"pockets
of fat"...
...And that it's appearance
is due to strands of fibrous connective tissue anchored to the skin
(which is very inflexible), pulling the skin inward and in the process,
plumping the (fat) cells outward.
Also, for people suffering from cellulite, their outer skin is
not
as thick and shows the distorted irregular shape of what's going on
with any surplus fat
deposits below the surface.
Dr. Lazar also goes on to say that "some women
are more susceptible to cellulite than others, especially women who
generally are more fatty and less muscular in the buttocks, hips, and
thighs than men".
So...What
Is THE Root Cause Of Cellulite?
It's
the "excess" fat & lack of lean muscle!
This is the secret!
Cellulite is not a disease.
Cellulite cannot be "treated".
"Cellulite is
caused by excess fat
deposits and fat reserves that are distorted by connective tissue under
the skin, which results in dimples on your thighs, butt, hips
and
problem areas."
The approach, then, is not to figure out how to "remedy" cellulite and
find some quick, risky, expensive fix...
...the
question is, "How do I get rid of fat because my body stores it in
funky,
embarrassing ways, which will in turn absolutely eliminate the cottage
cheese on your hips, thighs, butt, behind the legs, and on the
inside of your inner knees?"
I want you to understand this:
Cellulite is NOT a weight problem.
Cellulite IS a FAT problem.
Cellulite IS a LEAN MUSCLE problem.
Cellulite is the funky appearance of fat through the skin because of
excess fat, lack of lean muscle, and connective tissue!
I'll say it this way...Reducing the amount of subcutaneous fat beneath
the skin while building lean muscle is particular areas is the
ONLY proven way to get rid of cellulite (the funky
appearance of fat underneath the skin). Period.
Cellulite
Myths, What's Been Available in the Past & Good Questions
Myth #1: Can I just
use a cellulite cream? Word of mouth is a
powerful tool...if there was a "magic
genie bottle" there would be a line wrapped around most
every health store of women trying to get their hands on it. As it is
said, you can't keep a secret...a secret. Creams
damage your body's two main fat storage and releasing glands. Breaking
News: Anushka Bio-Response Body Contouring
Cellulite
Cream had to refund 3.5 million to "bamboozled" women.
Myth #2: Can't I
just massage away my cellulite? Massages may smooth the
skin slightly and feel good, but it's
not the cure. It
doesn't address the major root cause of cellulite.
Massages don't melt away the fat store underneath the skin.
Myth #3: Isn't
cellulite a disease? Cellulite is just the
"name" we give the fat bubbles showing through the skin. Thus,
it is not a "cellulite" problem, it's a fat-burning, fat-releasing
problem.
Myth #4: Hey, what
about those Suction Machines? (Endermologie) to get rid of
cellulite? Okay, will a machine that will suck
and pull on my skin
make cellulite go away? So, you're suppose
to fork over cold, hard-earned cash and their treatment is to put
suction cups on your trouble spots and the fat is going to magically
go away? If that were the case, your loved one could
help...and eliminate all the money you'll waste on
treatments. LOL
Myth #5: I can just
get laser/light treatment...can't I? The FDA has
approved this as a "temporary" aid to help the "appearance" of
cellulite - Not to get rid of it. I give you 3
reasons not to do this...Money, Money, Money. They get money
and you get nothing, but another scheduled treatment.
Myth #6: What about
those drug treatments? (Mesotherapy) Yeah...like
I am going to let you stick me with needles and the fat will just
vanish! If this method of fat burning was successful, then why
is over
50% of America considered to be obese. Fat people would be
lining up for miles to get this treatment. Seriously!
Myth #7: I have
heard of Cellulite Diets that cure cellulite? These types
of diets claim to reduce inflammation and improve
circulation. So, they're saying that they will help the
inflammation of fat? Since when does fat "swell up"? You
might get more, but fat doesn't get swollen.
Myth #8 I
read that Cellulite is caused by fluid retention? "Fat by
water, eh?" Most people are dehydrated, even people with
excess fat! They aren't holding too much water, but yet, they still
have
cellulite.
Myth #9 Collagenase
is the answer to getting rid of cellulite. This
is an enzyme that breaks down collagen, a component of connective
tissue. Once again, people would be lined up all around the
doctors' offices trying to get their collagen fix.
Myth #10
Liposuction? Ahhhh, finally at least
something that actually addresses the issue of fat, BUT don't get too
hasty. Think about this: They are going to cut you open and
vacuum the fat out. That sounds painful, expensive and will really mess
up
your skin. Plus, there's the issue that if you couldn't get
rid of
it the first time, will you have to continue to do these insane
treatments over and over again?
Myth #11 Does Tight
Underwear Cause Cellulite? These days, women
barely even wear any underwear: thongs, g-strings, and "v-strings" are
the norm.
No! Victoria's Secret is not causing cellulite!
Myth #12 Weight
Loss, Anorexia, Being Bulimic Gets Rid of Cellulite.
Remember: Cellulite is NOT
a weight loss problem, it is an excess fat
problem & lack of lean muscle in particular areas problem. If
you go on extreme diets, this will work against
you because your body
will actually go intostarvation mode and
store more body fat in your problem areas first.
Myth #13 There is
Nothing that You Can Do About Cellulite. I tell these people, "If
you don't know the answer, don't blame it on "it doesn't
exist"!" What makes me soooo angry about this is that they
would try and steal the hope from cellulite sufferers when there is a
perfectly good way to get rid of cellulite.
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How to
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and whether or not the cellulite is gone. I suggest you get
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I should
have probably prefaced this message by saying this:
If you're looking to "cover up" cellulite, then this isn't for you.
If you're looking only to approve the appearance of cellulite, this
isn't for you.
If you think that you won't have to do any work this isn't for you.
If you think that you won't have to make a few small sacrifices then
this isn't for you.
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Are
you still with me? Good. If you're
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and I, and hate cellulite, then this will be the best thing to come
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You may not like this, but "Do This To Get Rid Of Cellulite" is not
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anyone. If
you don't do anything today, and continue doing exactly what you are
doing
now, there will
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If
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